Captain of the Pittsburgh Pirates the Green Pirette: Let's Get Them! Kermit: Um, what is the Gettysburg address? Heard that on MTV. https://www.quotes.net/movies/muppet_babies_quotes_104661. Gonzo: [chewing] Oh, it's just termites chewing on my nose. Gonzo: I want to check this book out again; Land of the Gnomes and Goblins, it's my favorite. However, it is revealed in A Muppet Family Christmas that the two critics were friends with Fozzie's mother, Ma Bear.Waldorf is the one with the pug-like face, mustache, and white hair. Piggy: Come on, let's get out of here! This fantasy is rated PG-13. May each of yours be that - having each of you as … [run out of the room]. Fozzie: Hey, Rowlf, wanna hear a funny joke? *** This story originally appeared in the April 2018 issue of Animation Magazine (No. Gonzo: [after Miss Piggy turns him into a clay figure of himself] Pigs - you can't live with 'em, you can't live without 'em. That's what I said Muhaka the Bookie. Piggy: I like romance Fozzie: I love great jokes Kermit: YIIIIPE! Piggy: Hmmm, an apple a day keeps the dentist away. A yo. Captain of the Pittsburgh Pirates the Green Pirette: Really? Miss Piggy: Um, sure! Heeeelp! I thought she was shorter. Statler: You know, I think that little pig's really on to something. [the Muppets are making a movie; Gonzo is directing]. STANDS4 LLC, 2021. Wokka wokka wokka. "Spaceton Theme" Singers: [singing] Sheesh, oh brother. Wokka, wokka, wokka. Gonzo: [Turns the channel on the tv to a superhero show] Oh boy this is my favorite. Fozzie: What do you call a comedian who is not funny? Piggy: I can't believe he said that, can you? Your big sister has babies, that makes you their aunt or uncle and them your niece or nephew. Your legs are supposed to look like a fish, not your head. [the Pirettes cackle]. Skeeter: Boy, Nanny needs to get a new decorator. High quality Animal Muppets gifts and merchandise. The babies tell the story of Sleeping Beauty to Piggy over a walkie-talkie after Piggy gets the chicken pox. I almost got a tomato-fish right in the kisser! Rowlf: There must be a million books in here. Gonzo: We love working in salt mines, right guys? Captain Crochette Hook. Awww, she called me a nerd. May 20, 2016 - Explore Neil's board "Animal (muppet ) quotes", followed by 131 people on Pinterest. Kermit: Um, well about two bucks for gas oughta cover it. Gonzo: So uh, what's this about your book? Skeeter: [Piggy, Gonzo and Animal come into the nursery screaming] What's going on? "Oh yeah, I forgot. Fozzie: Good, 'cause I don't wanna eat one. Scooter: What about those guys we saw at the window? Kermit: Animal, throw those dice, down here this minute! Wokka wokka wokka. Rowlf: Kermit, frogs don't have any teeth. Gonzo: Of course it is. You stole that move from James Bond. Kermit: When your room looks kinda weird and you wish that you weren't there. The lollypop pickler ends up in the ketchup bucket, right, Teddy? Piggy: Why are you falling asleep, Bunsen? Kermit: It feels, uh, green. Fozzie: Snow White? Season Three of Disney Junior’s Muppet Babies Debuts This January. Gonzo: Follow that? Gonzo: [Gonzo as Cluck Kent is stuck in the elevator during a dream] Uh were was I? What am I saying? Kermit: Nanny says imaginations run wild around books, but this is ridiculous. Jessica DiCicco as Summer Penguin 7. Fozzie: Don't worry Piggy, I'm a professional, OOPS. Where are you guys? Quotes.net. View the list I'm odd looking. Kermit, Piggy, Animal, Fozzie, Gonzo, Summer, and their friends are here to play! Piggy: [as the little princess] Hmph, this story is beginning to sound more like "Slipping Beauty" than "Sleeping Beauty". Gonzo: [Puts on a rug as a cape] No it's Super Gonzo! Gonzo: [in 'Leave it to Weirdo'] There's nothing wrong with your set, this house is black and white because it's BOOOOORING. Fozzie: Gee, a story about an under water bowling team? [gasp] The ski mask ham dog burglar! Rowlf: That's where all burglars try to get in, the basement! The idea to infantilize the Muppets came from Michael … Fish on porpoise? Elephant fleas, my dear Beaker, all we have to do is not listen to the next … Rowlf: Mr. Bark Bark? Rowlf: Yeah, we kind of don't want to be down here without you. Piggy: Scooter, if you had ten hot dogs and Skeeter took three of them, what would you have? Gonzo: Boy, these library people are serious! Let's set a trap in the kitchen next, Teddy, bugling hamburgers always go in there. Captain Crochette Hook the Pink Pirette: Oh well, What have we here? "Spaceton Theme" Singers: [singing] Quiet, shut up. Fozzie: Oh no, it's the great vanil- I mean camil- I mean... Man: Yes! The Muppet Babies are on the case and sing along as they learn how to dance, imagine, and...grow a rubber tree? Wokka wokka wokka. On porpoise! Gonzo: They'll probably drill him full of holes like Swiss cheese. Nanny: Go ahead, Fozzie, finish the joke. Fozzie: Oh no, we've gotta protect Nanny's house from that ski-mask dog burglar. Lepre-Kermit: All you have to do to find a four-leaf clover is be lucky. With Greg Berg, Katie Leigh, Laurie O'Brien, Russi Taylor. Kermit: Gee, thanks, Piggy, but I didn't order anything. Wokka wokka wokka. Animal: Me need, me need! Muppet Babies Quotes. Waldorf: Yeah, I'll say. Kermit: "Alright, you guys, this is the perfect place to find Nanny a new house plant." Fozzie: I'd be the best wicked queen of all, because I'm the funniest. Kermit: Gonzo the channel change the channel. Get it? "Your brain's never worked right, Gonzo." Ben Diskin as Baby Gonzo, Baby Rizzo 5. Um we have to be going now. Kermit: Good question. Fozzie: [Looking at ancient statues resembling Gonzo] These guys do kinda look like Gonzo's brothers. 18 Jan. 2021. Gonzo: Labyrinth, kind of like a maze. "Spaceton Theme" Singers: [singing] Stop that singing. You saved me and my millions. Not again. Near the end of the episode, when Gene decides to go back to being himself, Linda says, "I'll miss my Muppet Baby Bobby." Imaginary Universe: The house plant fields. Kermit: [singing] Frog in the swamp, where mosquitoes and fireflies roam, Where if you're rod toed, you stay out of the road, Cause the cars that go by, they don't honk. Oh gee! 67 "Scooter by Any Other Name" J.R. Young Wokka wokka wokka. [Pirettes gasp in shock when they realized they were tricked by the Muppet Babies] Look, the Treasure's gone! Created by Jim Henson, Jeffrey Scott. Captain Crochette Hook the Pink Pirette, Captain Blackwig the Blue Pirette, Captain of the Pittsburgh Pirates the Green Pirette: Show Business? Kermit: On second thought, let's just call it even, keep the money. Gonzo: Oh yeah This is a job for... [Removes trench coat and hat and grows taller with muscles] Super Gonzo! AAAAAHHHHHH. 1. Piggy: I say it's a little green tadpole that got chased down a tadpole hole and unless you want to get shoved into a weirdo hole [raising her voice] you'd better keep quiet! All orders are custom made and most ship worldwide within 24 hours. Fozzie: Hello? Gonzo: Maybe my brain isn't working right. 1. Fozzie: Okay, these guys do kinda look like Gonzo's bro... Kermit: They don't call me the fastest gum in the west for nothing, ya know. The end. Fozzie: Animal, that's not how you make cartoons. Scooter: [after talking about telling stories] Why do you always go first? Piggy: Boy, for a librarian, she sure gets around. Gonzo: Awww, she called me a nerd. Skeeter: Oh we're just being held prisoner by this mean looking guy with scary eyes. 2. Newscaster: "Mad Dog Marvin" who gained fame breaking into houses at night wearing a ski-mask has escaped. Did you see that, Teddy? [Walks off]. Mr. Ski-Mask Burglar guy, is that you? Beaker: Meep, meep meep meep. Putinteen. THEY FIRE DIRECTORS! [points to the Labyrinth]. I guess I'll have to get my allowance raised. Jim Henson's (now Disney's) long-running franchise, starring his special type of marionette/puppet hybrids. Kermit: I believe your were plunging to certain doom. By Courtney Potter. Kermit: Um, gee, the motor won't start, Piggy. Skeeter: Have you hugged your book today, Piggy? Piggy? This looks like a job for... [takes off hat and trench coat and then grows taller with big muscles] SUPER GONZO! Fozzie: Rowlf went into the closet to think about my joke. 14639. They usually have the last word, with a final comment at the end of most (but not all) episodes. Animal: [Chugging on a bottle of root beer, and belches], Fozzie: There once was an Indian named Ha-Ha/ Who planned to wed Kermawatha/ She got presents galore/ So I gave her one more [hands a present to Piggy and Piggy opens it to find a rubber chicken inside] A chicken that goes, "bawka, bawka! 1. Piggy: [reading to Robin] Once there was a little green tadpole and he got chased down a tadpole hole. Come on now Kermit, step on it. Fozzie: Kermit? Fozzie: What's the difference between an orange? Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Fozzie: [after he shows his painting] How do you like my painting? My daughter has a muppet babies Fozzie Bear talking toy. Gonzo: Piggy lost her Alice book and the library's going to chop off her head! Captain Crochette Hook the Pink Pirette: Singers? Statue of Abe Lincoln: Why, 227 Gettysburg Road, of course. Rowlf: Your brain's never worked right, Gonzo. They've landed and drained the earth of all its electricity. Tresure stealing mutineers, eh? Gonzo: Naah, the 6th dimension has marshmallow floors and purple swing sets. Kermit: I believe you were plunging to certain doom. Elephant fleas, my dear Beaker, all we have to do is not listen to the next episode. Piggy: All right everybody now calm down. Fozzie: [after seeing a pair of chicken-fish] Okay, how does a chicken fish? Gonzo: [in 'Leave it to Weirdo'] How about you, Mr. Bark Bark? !Watch Muppet Babies on Dis... Do you wanna rock? Kermit: Gee, what do producers do, Piggy? Piggy: Oh Kermit. Want some cheese? That's funny, I thought I heard someone. The ghost has... Nanny? I was out of mush" -Gonzo (driving a dog sled). Gonzo: That's okay, I don't know what synchronize means anyway. Gonzo: An Orangutroll! Give up? Fozzie: Yeah, he used to laugh at my jokes. Matt Danner as Baby Kermit, Baby Beaker, Mr. Waldorf, Baby Rowlf 2. Because it was a chili dog. [steps on Fozzie's rubber chicken, slides into the next room and crashes]. Hypnotism, boring stories, hot soup, nothing worked! Muppet Babies Theme All the muppets: Muppet Babies, we make our dreams come true Muppet Babies, we'll do the say for you Kermit: When your room looks kind of weird And you wish that you weren't there Piggy: Just close your eyes and make believe And you can be anywhere Kermit: I like adventure! I'll be Buhaha the Cookie. Fozzie: I'll just set this last pan here, and there. Melanie Harrison as Baby Piggy 3. Gonzo: [gets his chicken thrown to him] I guess a goodbye chicken is better than a goodbye kiss. Piggy: Well, I got it from the library last week, but now... Gonzo: Ah! --Kermit and Fozzie. For the puppets themselves, see Muppet.1 Shows: Sam and Friends (1955-1961) Sesame Street (1969-present) The Muppet Show (1976-1981) Fraggle Rock (1983-1987) Muppet Babies (Animated) (1984-1991) Little Muppet Monsters (live action Muppets with animated shorts) (1985) Fraggle Rock: … "Oatmeal! 14638. TV chef: Well first we chop off their little heads! My imagination sure is scary today! 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